Chipped Beef

"He rang us up not long ago, tipsy---he's a tippler--- saying our faces brought him closer to God. And it's true, we're terribly good-looking people. They're using my mother's profile on the new monorail token, and as for my father and me, the people of NASA want to design a lunar module based on the shapes of our skulls. Our cheekbones are the aeronautic and the clefts of our chins can hold up to three dozen BBs at a time. When asked, most people say that my greatest asset was my skin, which glows--- it really does! I have to tie a sock over my eyes in order to fall asleep at night. Others like my eyes or my perfect gleaming teeth, my thick head of imposing stature, but if you want my opinion, I think my most outstanding feature is my ability to accept a compliment."